The Cow Says Moo
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katanacorgi:

It’s time to liven up the fandom with my trump card…

katanacorgi:

It’s time to liven up the fandom with my trump card…

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

wearecities:

I whispered something in her ear that I just can’t repeat

#i luv this cuz it looks like he’s leading a nice children’s singalong song #but he actually talkin bout fuckin (x)

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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pumpkinling:

things have changed for me, but that’s okay

pumpkinling:

things have changed for me, but that’s okay

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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