The Cow Says Moo
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ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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that-nerds-blog:

I found these mints today. So many mint puns I can’t breath

benditlikekorra:

sokkaholic:

Inspired by this post.

I think you’re forgetting one: 

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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

mr-epicpantz:

I don’t care what you believe in, this is a great man.

Alex: People think we’re gay together. 
Interviewer: Why? 
Alex: I don’t know

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aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

hopelessrecordsz:

Steal Her Look: Alex Gaskarth
Alpha Wolf Tank Top ($280.85)
Yaffa Virgin European Mono Wavy Brown-Blonde Wig ($3,995.95)
Mac Viva Glam Nicki 2 Lipstick ($99.99)

hopelessrecordsz:

Steal Her Look: Alex Gaskarth

Alpha Wolf Tank Top ($280.85)

Yaffa Virgin European Mono Wavy Brown-Blonde Wig ($3,995.95)

Mac Viva Glam Nicki 2 Lipstick ($99.99)

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔

parisjemm:

honeyyheroine:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

Well I’m a woman so probably not